One Big Happy...

The most noticeable characteristic about my family is it's overwhelming size. My parents divorced when I was seven, and have both remarried since then. Thus, I have four massive sets of various relatives. The most ridiculous part, however, is the fact that half of my grandparents have remarried as well. Therefore, I not only have two sets of step-parents, but I also have a couple of step-parents of step-parents. Whenever I talk to someone in my family there's about a 50% chance I have no idea how i'm related to them. For me, Christmas is, by far, the longest day in the entire year.